about the author: DRAGAN SLIPPER, 24
I am a 24 year-old History graduate doing a law conversion (I know, so original). I live in London and am a card-carrying member of the metropolitan elite. If you don’t believe me, I’ll talk about my homemade sourdough and humous until I bore you to death.
I like Gabriel Garcia Marquez, George Orwell and Lebanese food and I hate people who put cream in carbonara, garlic presses and people who start sentences with the word technically. Not on Facebook, still a bit annoyed about that whole Trump thing.